Need To Know About Your Astrology Chart NOW?
Get your astrology chart in English
and start reading the owner’s manual for your own unique life—today!

Have you ever ordered a free copy of your astrology chart online and discovered that it’s entirely unreadable?  It’s not even in English, it’s in funny-looking, squiggly symbols that mean nothing to you.  It’s like opening the owner’s manual for a really important appliance and finding that it’s in an entirely foreign language, based on an alien alphabet with symbols you can’t even pronounce, let alone understand.  Frustrating, isn’t it?

That’s why I’ve designed a special tool just for you.  I call it the Astrology Chart Decoder and it translates the symbols of your chart into English.  Your Decoder is custom-made by hand just for you and works for only you.

With your Astrology Chart Decoder in hand you can find out if current events in the sky are affecting you and you’ll never be caught short at parties when an attractive person asks you what your Sun, Moon and Rising signs are.

Using your Astrology Chart Decoder for fun and insight:
Special posts on my Pandora blog have mini-interpretations built right into them.  Once you have your Decoder, you’ll want to rush to these blogposts and use it right away:
How To Have A Happy Marriage—Juno Tells All (find out what you need to have a happy marriage)
The Key To Love, Romance and Hot Sex—Venus Tells All (find out what you need to fall in love—and stay that way)
What Kind of Learner are You? (find out your own unique learning style)
Your Moon Sign, Key to Self-Soothing (find out how to care for yourself and find emotional peace)
I Need (to be) A Hero! (find out how to turn irritation into action)

Note:  This is NOT an astrology chart report!  A chart report is a computer-generated set of interpretations.  Chart reports are frustrating because they seem to bring up more questions than answers:

• Why do some of the interpretations contradict each other?
• How does it all fit together?
• Is there room for growth or am I stuck this way forever?
• Did they get my birth data right?
• How can I tell if this report is accurate?
• Have I wasted my time and money on a thrown-together set of recipes by someone who doesn’t really know me?

Your Astrology Chart Decoder is not a set of interpretations.  It is not some stranger’s interpretation of the owner’s manual of your life—it is the manual itself, but in English, so you can read it.  With your Decoder in hand, you can begin exploring the workings of your life yourself.  You’ll be better equipped to decide which astrologer can help you and you’ll understand enough of the lingo to put an intelligent question to any astrologer you come across, for example, “I have Venus in Scorpio, what do you think that means?” or “I have a grand cross in Fixed signs—what do you make of that?”

You’ve been clever enough to figure out that your astrology chart is your very own personal owner’s manual.  Now you can get it into your hot little hands and begin using that manual to troubleshoot based on the actual chart data, not someone else’s interpretation of it.

Yes—I want my Astrology Chart Decoder now!

Your Chart Decoder includes:

• The symbols in your astrology chart, written out in English, so you can understand them
• Your actual astrology chart, in all its squiggly glory
• A key to the symbols of astrology, that shows you the names of all those crazy squiggles
• Suggested blogposts for you to read so you can begin using your Decoder right away to gain insight into your unique life
• As a special added bonus you’ll receive Pandora’s Blessedly Brief newsletter, so you can find out about fun-to-read blogposts as they happen

You’ll know your Decoder is accurate because it was made by a real human being who took the time to check it for accuracy before sending it to you.

An owner’s manual for your very own life is an invaluable thing that you’ll come back to again and again over the years.  You could pay hundreds of dollars and waste years of your life on systems that leave you disoriented and confused about who you are and where you’re going.  This may well be your first experience of astrology and I want it to be easy and accessible for you to start reading your very own manual, so I’m only asking $29 for this valuable tool.

To claim your Astrology Chart Decoder, you will need your DATE OF BIRTH (including the year), your TIME OF BIRTH (down to the minute, as written on your birth certificate—mom’s guess will not do the trick) and your CITY OF BIRTH.  Just click the link below to get started.  When I see your payment, I will begin working on your Decoder right away.  Within 24 hours you’ll receive your Decoder attached to an email.

Yes—I want my Astrology Chart Decoder now!

I’m excited for the grand journey you’re starting with this single step.  I feel privileged to share it with you.

Jamie Kahl
Pandora Astrology
Berkeley, CA